Sing It! It’s Your Beagle. Bring Me a Snack!

It’s your beagle. Bring me a snack! (roo, roo, roo, roo)
Are those your hotdogs? Ames would like a pack… (roo, roo, roo, roo)
Give Ames two pieces of ham drenched in clover (roo, roo, roo, roo)
But if you ask Ames he will not roll over.
It’s your beagle, I’m so alone (roo, roo, roo, roo)
I’m gonna whine until you throw me a bone (roo, roo, roo, roo)
I hope you make your magic birthday cake
It’s your beagle, let’s have a clam bake!
It’s your beagle, bring me a steak
Make it the rarest steak that you can make.
Give Ames your word that it is not a leftover
Then tell him that his hungry days are over…

Sing It! Gonna Take a Lot to Take Ames Away From Food

Ames hears the hum of the refridgerator tonight
And he smells only remnants of some honey maple bacon,
Everyone is in bed for the night,
The moonlit floor reflects the stars that guide Ames towards temptation,
Ames sniffed a sofa along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten crumbs or ancient party mix…
His nose perked up as if to say, “Hurry Ames, food’s waiting there for you”
It’s gonna take a lot to take Ames away from food;
There’s nothing that a hungry beagle’s mouth wouldn’t ever chew.
Ames ate the raisins in trail mix…
Gonna take some time out for a vet visit…
Rooo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Rooooooooo….
Rooo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Rooooooooo…

Sing it! If You Feed Ames Ice Cream…

Ames was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week 
Indulging in an ice cream treat.
Ames mind was drugged all laced with love for twisted soft serve sweets
A delicious way to beat the heat.
Now Ames fuzzy stare from being sugar impaired was a confusing morning wink
Impaired Ames beagle puppy think 
And of course Ames could not run since Ames already ate like a beagle ton…
So Ames missed a million miles of fun
Ames knows it’s nap for Ames
If you feed Ames ice cream
Making sure Ames nodding off to sleep
If you feed Ames ice cream
Rolling over and kicking out Ames feet…
If you feed Ames ice cream…
Ames ice cream…
If you feed Ames ice cream…

Sing it! Ames’ Girl

Ames got snuggles on a lazy day,
And when Ames thinks of you, Ames’ heart flutters away,
Ames’d guess Ames’d say,
What could make Ames feel this way?
Ames’ girl (Ames’ girl, Ames’ girl)
Barkin’ ’bout Ames’ girl (Ames’ girl)
Ames eats so much honey the bears envy me
Ames’ got a sweeter bay than the fishes in the sea
Ames’d guess Ames’d say
What could make Ames feel this way?
Ames’ girl (Ames’ girl, Ames’ girl)
Barkin’ ’bout Ames’ girl (my girl)
Bay bay bay
Bay bay bay
Rooh
Ames don’t need no tech stocks, trust funds or bonds,
Ames got all the cuddles one beagle could want,
Ames’d guess Ames’d say
What could make Ames feel this way?
Ames’ girl <3

Sing it! But Ames Only Has Eyes For Food…

This dog must be a kind of blind dog;
He can’t see anything but food.
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop

Is that bacon in sight?
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
Ames don’t know if it’s the kitchen light,
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
Ames only has eyes for food dear.
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop

Ames can’t explain why,
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
But Ames can only see blueberry pie,
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop
Ames only has eyes for food.

Ames don’t know if he’s in a kitchen,
Or swimming in a cream cheese pool
Beag-Bop Beag-Bop

Food is dear and near to Ames,
Maybe humans will never know why,
Their requests will never get through…
And Ames only has eyes for food.

 

Sing it! Ames Naps By You…

Oh, why is Ames so sad? The tears are in Ames eyes,
Oh Ames just wants to sleep now, and if Ames can’t sleep he’ll cry,
Let Ames see nap through, cause Ames loves your duvet too,
And when, when the lights go down, Ames knows just what to do,
Because Ames is obsessed with napping in excess…

Ames naps by you,
Ames naps by you, won’t let no one get comfy…
Ames naps by you.

Sing it! Because Ames Happy…

Wag your tail if you feel like a beagle with a bone.
Because Ames happy…
Wag your tail if you feel like a beagle with a home.
Because Ames happy…
Wag your tail if you feel like a snack is on the way.
Because Ames happy…
Wag your tail if you feel like today is a good day.

Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy.
Happy. Happy. Happy.